Sarah and I were talking about her plans for her day at school. I told her that I would be picking her up and then we would be going to grandma and grandpa's for dinner.
Sarah: "What about Daddy?"
Mommy: Daddy has to work tonight sweetie
Sarah: Will I get to see him before I go to sleep?
Mommy: Sure, unless you fall asleep by the time we get home.
Sarah: I WON'T!!
*At Park City, shopping with mommy, daddy, grandma, and aunt Tammy*
Sarah-I like that shirt mommy.
Mom-Why do you like it?
Sarah-Because it's shorter than me!
*I was looking at a pant suit with a jacket*
Sarah-I like that sweater
Mom-It's not a sweater honey, it's a suit jacket.
Sarah-No its a sweater.
G'ma-Why do you think its a sweater?
Sarah-Because its winter time!
Karen and I were discussing drug tests and the effect of industrial hemp (food, oils, seeds, etc) on them. She was saying "If you get high, you will test positive", and Sarah asked "How do you get high?"
How do you answer that one??? Her (Sarah's) answer, "You jump on the trampoline to get high".
Priceless.
Sarah: "where's Daddy?"
Mommy: "At work"
Sarah: "take me to him"
Mommy: "I can't today"
Sarah: "You have my car seat, yes you can"
*the same morning* While arguing with me about going to Mechanicsburg, Sarah fell asleep. We were on Route 30 in the Mountville area when she fell asleep, so I let her go until we got to the 741 exit and I wanted to see if it would work 2 days in a row. I turned on her Doodlebops CD to her "TapTap song" and she woke up smiling and shreeking...THE DOODLEBOPS!!!!!!!! She was singing the whole way to school from there.
Mommy- Sarah what do you see out your window
Sarah-Nudey corn
Mommy- (laughing) what makes the corn nudey
Sarah-it took its dress off...
*so all corn is now nudey corn unless its brown/ dry and that is just corn*
"I am getting a tattoo and you can't stop me....OK. you understand me"--Sarah
Really-Mommy
Yeah!! Silly mommy!!-Sarah
When you're 30 like mommy you can get one--Mommy
No-tonight--Sarah
Will a lollipop do?--Mommy
Sure!!-Sarah
*then she fell asleep*
In the car this morning Sarah asked me where Kayla and Auntie Jen were.
I told her that Auntie Jen was probably at work and she was lucky enough
to get to take Kayla with her to work. Then we went through the rest of
the family and where she thought they were or were going. The list is
as follows:
Daddy-work
Grampy-work
Grandma-playing with the cats
Uncle E-still in Cal*i*forn*ia, 'member
Mommy-gonna take a nap
and the best of all
Uncle Joey-he's goin' golfin'!!